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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

animal memes and tweets

Enjoy This Delicious Mid-Week Treat in the Form of Animal Memes and Tweets for the Soul (March 27, 2024)

A lil something to keep you going
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17 animal tweets

The Funniest and Overall Best Animal Tweets We Found On 'X' This Week (March 27, 2024)

Silliness has run amuck on X
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twitter thread about reasons pets would get fired from their jobs | thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Post a photo of your pet and why you would fire them from their job' a dog 'Sucking up to the boss too much' and a cat eating 'Stealing your bosses sandwich'

Twitter Users Share The Funniest Reasons They Think Their Pets Would Get Fired From Their Jobs

Does hissing at the manager count?
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30 animal memes and tweets | Thumbnail includes one meme of a seagull including 'A lot of y'all who said I couldn't fit this whole starfish in my mouth are real quiet these days.' and one tweet including 'Alison Nicolson-Rae @Nicolsonraea A little girl in my street has a very old pug with severe arthritis. Today I saw her gently strap him into a baby stroller & wait for the postie so they could chase after it, running & laughing as the pup barked like You know, just in case you forgot what love'

30 Silly Animal Memes And Tweets To Walk Into The Work Week With An Arsenal Of Funny Feelings

Always be prepared (with a funny meme in case of emergency)
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viral twitter thread about a taxi driver that has a small bird in its car | thumbnail includes two pictures including a tiny bird on a dashboard and someone holding a small bird and one tweet 'Eugene V. D.E.B.S. (2004) @sarahwaters420 I was taking a rideshare today and thought the driver said something to me but he was like “no no I was talking to Patricio" and then plopped Patricio down on the dashboard 10:16 PM Mar 22, 2024 · 1.4M Views • 89 1 6.1K 57K ☐ 3K ←'

Taxi Driver Casually Plops A Tiny Bird Named Patricio Onto The Dashboard, Letting The Passenger Hold The Bird The Whole Ride

Patricio will get the highest rating from us after the ride
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viral twitter thread about a boss stepping out of meetings to feed ravens | thumbnail includes one tweet 'S.LIZ @slizagna my boss has interrupted our meetings multiple times because she has to go outside to feed the ravens. she always comes back five minutes later with some ominous like "you need to befriend them or they'll turn against you." like ok get it girl. cawcaw. build that bird army. 1:49 AM · Mar 8, 2024 827K Views 62 12.3K 38K ☐ 1.2K ↑'

Boss Interrupts Meetings Because She Has To 'Feed The Ravens' Or They'll Turn Against Her, And Surprisingly, Users Agree With Her

We thought people would laugh, but they're saying it's true
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14 dog rates

Pure Doggo Delight In The Form of Fresh and Wholesome Dog Rates Hot off the "X" Press For An Express Route To Happiness

100000 out of 10
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23 animal memes and tweets

Mid-Week Treat: Animal Memes and Tweets for the Soul (March 13, 2024)

A lil treat
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viral tweets and thread about a stingray that got unexpectedly pregnant | thumbnail includes a text exchange 'I need to vent Today 7:52 AM There's a pregnant stingray in NC and there was 0 male stingrays in the enclosure. They think she either self reproduced (sting Jesus) or one of the 2 male sharks in the encounter got her knocked up (shark ray) Hit me Read 8:20 AM' and a tweet 'Hank Green @hankgreen FYI Charlotte the stingray is not pregnant with shark rays (unfortunately impossible)'

Stingray Gets Pregnant With No Males Around, Turns Out She Did Not Get Impregnated By A Shark Or Self-Reproduce, It's Much Weirder Than Both

Much, much weirder than you think
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36 animal memes and tweets

Mid-Week Treat: 36 Animal Memes and Tweets for the Soul (February 28, 2024)

Silly animal antics for a better humpday
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viral twitter thread about different ways that cats and dogs react to lamb chop toys | thumbnail includes two pictures and two tweets including a black cat and a toy in a bowl of water 'parisian cowgirl cartierdior this is so cute! my cat waterboards his lamb chop' and a dog cuddling with a toy 'broti gupta @BrotiGupta question: my dog is OBSESSED with his lamb chop toy. Does he think it's his child? His mom? ??'

Adorable Doggos Who Are Obsessed With Their Lamb Chop Toys And Criminal Cats Who Straight-Up Demolish Theirs

The dichotomy between cats and dogs
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viral twitter thread about parrots being expensive and difficult to deal with birds | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama every TikTok video of a parrot doing something charming should begin and end with a 15-second clip of the words "this bird is a flying toddler that costs $3000 and never dies" over and over again 4:25 AM Feb 21, 2024 4.9M Views 210 3.8K 49K 1.6K ... ←'

Parrots Are Flying Toddlers That Cost Thousands Of Dollars And Never Pass, And These Hilarious Stories Are The Proof

Parrots are... a whole lot sometimes
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28 animal memes and tweets

Mid-Week Treat: 28 Animal Memes and Tweets for the Soul (February 21, 2024)

A little something to boost your moods amind a mid-week slump
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viral twitter thread about a dog getting sprayed by a skunk and its owner trying to get the smell out by covering him in tomatoes | thumbnail includes one picture of a dog in a bath covered in chopped tomatoes eating from a can and a tweet 'kyle bhet -:- @im_lowkey_asian okay i covered him in tomato sauce (i only had the diced kind okay) BUT HE WONT STOP EATING THE TOMATOES!!! and HE STILL STINKS kyle bhet-` @im_lowke Jul 27, 2023 my dog was just sprayed by a SKUNK and we're 30'

Panicked Dog Owner Finds Out It Takes 2 Years For Skunk Spray Smell To Come Out Of A Dog's Fur, Puts Diced Tomatoes On Him To Try To Get It Out

2 whole years?!
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viral thread about a chicken laying a giant egg | thumbnail includes two pictures of a huge egg next to smaller egg and two tweets 'kaitlyn | TTPD @kaitsversionx TS One of our chickens was literally screaming this morning so I went out there and found this... I am not even kidding you this is triple the size of a normal chicken egg. This can't be normal help' and 'Heidi N. Moore @moorehn is it possible she's been having an affair with an ostrich 3:37 AM Feb 15, 2024 287.2K Views 59 211 8.2K 64'

Seemingly Normal Chicken Lays A Giant Egg, Leaving Twitter Cracking Up With Jumbo Egg-citement

Heckin' egg-citing
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A Slam Dunk Full Of Funny Animal Memes For A More Humorous Day

Laugh out loud
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