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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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viral twitter thread about a dog getting sprayed by a skunk and its owner trying to get the smell out by covering him in tomatoes | thumbnail includes one picture of a dog in a bath covered in chopped tomatoes eating from a can and a tweet 'kyle bhet -:- @im_lowkey_asian okay i covered him in tomato sauce (i only had the diced kind okay) BUT HE WONT STOP EATING THE TOMATOES!!! and HE STILL STINKS kyle bhet-` @im_lowke Jul 27, 2023 my dog was just sprayed by a SKUNK and we're 30'

Panicked Dog Owner Finds Out It Takes 2 Years For Skunk Spray Smell To Come Out Of A Dog's Fur, Puts Diced Tomatoes On Him To Try To Get It Out

Mariel Ruvinsky

viral thread about a chicken laying a giant egg | thumbnail includes two pictures of a huge egg next to smaller egg and two tweets 'kaitlyn | TTPD @kaitsversionx TS One of our chickens was literally screaming this morning so I went out there and found this... I am not even kidding you this is triple the size of a normal chicken egg. This can't be normal help' and 'Heidi N. Moore @moorehn is it possible she's been having an affair with an ostrich 3:37 AM Feb 15, 2024 287.2K Views 59 211 8.2K 64'

Seemingly Normal Chicken Lays A Giant Egg, Leaving Twitter Cracking Up With Jumbo Egg-citement

Mariel Ruvinsky

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viral twitter thread about caves and structures that look like petrified animals | thumbnail includes two pictures of a cave that looks like a giant snake and one tweet 'Creepy.org @CreepyOrg Subscribe Cave in Thailand looks like a giant petrified snake 7:28 PM. Feb 8, 2024 49.4M Views 2.8K 23K 20K 1 306K 20K'

Caves And Structures That Look Like Prehistoric Petrified Animals That Could Convince Anyone That Huge Ancient Animals Were Actually Real

Mariel Ruvinsky

viral twitter thread and video about 13 whales that got stuck in ice then the internet made memes about them | thumbnail includes two pictures and two tweets including whales stuck in ice 'BNO BNO News NEWS @BNONews JUST IN: At least 13 killer whales are trapped in ice in northern Japan. Officials are unable to launch a rescue operation - NHK Credit: Wildlife Pro LLC From News Now 24 5:56 AM Feb 6, 2024 36.4M Views . Subscribe 0:00/1:00 K 71' and Dave Franko meme 'Tinkered Thinking'

13 Orcas Get Trapped In The Ice In Japan With Officials Unable To Rescue Them, The Internet Makes It Into A Meme (Don’t Worry, The Whales Are Okay)

Mariel Ruvinsky

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29 tweets about veterinary stories | Thumbnail includes one tweet of a dog including 'pass the matches @skeletonman20 Replying to @lolacoaster Paid $180 once to be told my dog was holding in a fart. 1:20 PM May 30, 2022 . 273 i' and one tweet of a cat including 'Celeste Pizza @c_e_l_i_ne Replying to @lolacoaster Thought my girl cat had a UTI, brought her to the vet and was told it's actually a urinary blockage which is common in boy cats. $2k to discover I have a son 1:52 PM May 30, 2022 ... Ⓡ'

29 Pawsitively Preposterous Pet Fails From Hilarious Tweets Of Vet Visits Gone Wild

viral twitter thread about an escaped fat chihuahua | thumbnail includes one tweet and one Ring alert 'daisy "dan goose" tackett @fatstevebuscemi morbidly obese chihuahua ring 19 2h ago Neighborhood Alert near Northwest Morbidly Obese Chihuahua running down near 1 - It was at my door barking but quickly waddled away when I tried to get close. All brown, but may be... 5:34 PM. Jan 28, 2024 441.6K Views 1923 17K 430 ... ↑'

Hilarious Security Alert About An Escaped Chonky Chihuahua Goes Out To Neighborhood As It Spooks The Unsuspecting Community

Mariel Ruvinsky

viral twitter thread with pictures of long ferrets | thumbnail includes two pictures of ferrets and one tweet 'Dook Eternal @GhostGrll3D god bless all ferret owners for showing off their ferrets like a fish they just caught in Animal Crossing River @RiverMakes • Jan 28 Mocha hit 4 pounds (1850g) EPLA :'

Ferret Owners Show Off Their Fabulous Cat-Snakes In Their Full Wiggly And Lengthy Glory

Mariel Ruvinsky

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viral twitter thread about two neighbors that don't like each other being forced to interact because their dogs are friends | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Tim to the muthaf cking T @LosFreaklander Neighbor on my block and I stopped speaking to each other a few years ago. We would pass each other every day & not say a world. Now we both have dogs and they are friends. We still don't speak. We just stand there like d ckheads for 30 seconds every day while our dogs say hi. II GIF ALT 3'

Feuding Neighbors Forced Into Hilariously Awkward Interactions Because Their Dogs Become Best Friends

Mariel Ruvinsky

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tweets about the differences between cat people and dog people | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Amber Sparks @ambernoelle It's so funny that dog owners are seen as down to earth and cat owners as snobby, when dog owners are like "oh what breed of beast shall we purchase, who were his parents” and cat owners are like “let’s adopt this beast we found in the trash eating Popeyes chicken" 3:06 AM Jan 17, 2024 · 776.3K Views 302 2.2k 21K ... 608'

The Difference Between Cat People And Dog People - Summed Up In Hilarious Pet Adoption Stories

Mariel Ruvinsky

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29 memes and tweets about bees | Thumbnail includes one meme of a bee including 'A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness.' and one picture of a sign including 'Fun Fact! Bees like flowers, which means if you give a girl flowers and she likes them she is a bunch of bees in disguise. Nice try, bee swarm, you're dumped.'

29 Unbeelievably Funny Bee Memes And Tweets That Are Good For Your Health And The Environment

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collection of funny and relatable animal tweets | thumbnail includes one tweet 'jim @jamesmurtagh Absolute easiest way to raise your vibration is by saying hello to animals when you pass them. Anyone who scoffs at someone waving to a bird is wallowing in hell. Say hello to a duck and you will naturally attract your dreams. 6:53 PM Dec 27, 2023 1.3M Views 160 5.8K 50K : 2.5K'

Funny Yet Mildly Absurd Tweets Every Animal Person Could Relate To In The Depths Of Their Soul

Mariel Ruvinsky

viral twitter thread about a dog who led its owner to a bush with a grilled cheese sandwich in it | thumbnail includes one picture of a dog and one tweet 'maya @mayaisfiya last night i was walking frankie and she started sniffing the air rly intently so i let her follow the trail cause i was like omg what if it's a missing person?? we could save them!!! but no, it was a grilled cheese sandwich in a bush 8:26 PM Dec 31, 2023 · 1.8M Views 71 2.2K 60K Subscribe 851 ↑'

Pawdorably Silly Dogs Who Led Their Humans On Adventures With Unexpectedly Funny Endings

Mariel Ruvinsky

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