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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "Thought I had a picky eater. Turns out, he just doesn't like eating out of a bowl,  We've had a rescue dog about 3 months. He's always been sort of a picky eater, and he'd take mouthfuls of food to eat away from his bowl. He eventually just stopped eating all together. After ruling out illness, we started trying different foods, additives, timing, etc. Nothing really helped."

Picky Doggo Refuses To Eat Out Of Bowl, Teaches Human Valuable Lesson About Random Quirks Possessed By Dogs

Silly goose- we mean dog!
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10 reddit text images |  blue background  text "ive with my partner who is just as much of a dog lover than I am and we felt like now was a good time to get a dog. He's a freelancer so he's got a lot of time for the dog and we also have the money now to do so. My mom wasn't happy about the news though, since she said she can't visit us anymore without getting allergic reactions. I understand where she is coming from but it's always been my dream to get a dog since I was a kid"

Adult Daughter Waits Till She Moves Out To Get A Dog, Allergic Mom Complains She Won't be Able To Visit

When does it end?
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12 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "Well, he keeps going back and forth between the kitchen and livingroom and on his last trip back, he brings out our plates and much to my surprise, its pizza. I just kind of look at him and ask where the steak and eggs were and he pretty bluntly said that was for his dogs (2 German Shepard's) and stated they eat better than he does. I reminded him that I couldnt eat pizza (red sauce) "

Boyfriend Prepares Elaborate Steak Dinner For His Dogs, Serves Girlfriend Pizza That She Can't Even Eat

What in the heck
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14 reddit text images | thumbnail background blue "The trail went down a decently sloped hill, but at the bottom was a fairly straight and flat area for about a half mile. This is where I like to let my horse jog. I quickly caught up to up the jogger and her dog. It was a two track trail, kinda like if a vehicle was driven on it so plenty of room to pass. I called out and made my way around them. "

Equestrian Out For A Joy Ride Takes Petty Revenge Against Jogger Running Alongside Off Leash Doggo

Out for a jog? How bout a run
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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "When I called to ask why she hadn't been by yet she told me that actually they were having trouble getting into my bedroom because she had locked the door the night before. There is not a key to that door. She calls a locksmith to let her in. Anyway she sent me an invoice for $150. She says that locking my bedroom door wasn't her fault because I didn't leave a note saying not to lock it."

Petsitter Hits Pet Owner With A Fat Locksmith Bill After Locking Herself Out Of Pet's Room

Is she serious
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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background, text "Today I took my two dogs on a walk. I have a ~50 lb black mouth cur/pit rescue and a cockapoo. I rounded the end of my street and walked by a house that had a boy about 6/7 years old with a few adults (I'm guessing two aunties or grandmas) with him. One of the aunties pointed my dogs out to him. He smiled, I waved and kept walking. As I made it past their house, my dogs whipped around and started barking at something while"

Man Goes Off On Unsupervised Kid For Sprinting Towards His Dogs, Kid's Dad Gets Unreasonably Defensive

Keep your kid on a leash if you can't control it, Brad
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10 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text " pick up times and for the past three times they have shown up over an hour past closing time to pick up their dogs. The first time they said it was because they forgot, the second time it was because of their kids and the third and undisclosed emergency. I let it slide all three times but the third time I warned them I wouldn't let it go this next time. "

Dog Groomer Gets Fed Up With Late Pick Ups, Drops Dog At Local Shelter Until Owner Bothers To Answer

Just rude
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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "She turned around and there was a fucking tarantula on the back of her hat, two of its giant mobile spider legs were raised and I was out of there. I beat feet and sprinted out the door and down to the end of the driveway."

Selfish GF Fails To Mention To Arachnophobe BF That Their Party Host Has A Penchant For Spiders

Not cool
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10 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background, text "My step-dad said that I could leave her here and that he'll take care of her, but I said no, because again, she's mine. My mom said that my sister was crying and that they promise to keep me updated and I could visit Naboris whenever I want, I said no again. We went back and forth and my mom said that I shouldn't take a little girl's dog and I said "she's not hers, my dad gave Naboris to me, she's mine."

Teen Plans To Move Out With Her Dog, Parents Try To Guilt Her Into Leaving Dog At Home For Sister's Benefit

Nah fam
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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "I told him everything. That I'm freaked out over what's wrong with Bella because they've done these tests and they don't know what's up. Finally he fucking tells me he's been LYING about the whole thing. Bella does go but he just didn't wanna pick up the poop. He didn't tell me because he knew I'd get mad since they only walk around this block; which means he's been letting her go on the neighbors yards and not picking it up."

Dude Hires His Brother To Dog Walk As A Favor, Loses It When He Discovers His Bro Has Been Lying About The Dog's Health

Well, he tried to help
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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "They brung the cat to the vet and the ones that stayed behind started scolding me. When they got the vet bills they told me to pay for it and saying this was my fault. I told them this wasn't my fault and they should've been responsible cat owners and listened when i told them to keep their cats off of my property."

Dog Owning Dude Warns Neighbors Of Letting Cats Onto His Property, Neighbors Don't Listen, Send Dude Fat Vet Bill

Ridiculousness
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12 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text " I just said no. The dog can stay in the car. My SIL then tried to play off the service dog sob story about how she needs an emotional support animal, to which I responded she should actually get a real service dog. Then she started debating about how the dog would have a panic attack in the car. Yeah, nothing quite screams service animal like "will flip out if left alone for two minutes.""

Sister In Law Gets Turned Away For Bringing Poorly Behaved 'Service Dog' To Family Event, Drama Ensues

Interesting, very interesting
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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue  which I am not. Because like I said (a month before) I've had that week booked with another dog for nearly a year. My mom rolled her eyes and asked me to cancel on them. I am not canceling because my parents decided to travel at the last minute. I said this directly to her face. They are also going somewhere dog friendly, so it's not that they can't take her with them, they'd just prefer not to take the 15 year old dog"

Entitled Parents Don't Understand Why Adult Child Does Not Cancel All Commitments To Watch Their Dog While They Vacation

Not cool fam
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12 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "Here in Hawaii, we have the Hawaiian Monk Seal which is one the most endangered seal species in the world. Whenever one of these chonky babies wants to sunbathe on the shore, the DLNR (department of land and natural resources) will post up a rope and signs with a 10-15 foot radius around the seal as it's technically illegal to get close to this endangered species and you can get fined."

Tourists Get Unreasonably Offended When Local Hawaiian Tells Them To Back TF Away From Endangered Seals

Back tf up
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14 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background "figure out how to ease my dog's pain, this guy has realizes he made a rather massive oopsie and tries to just sneak into his truck and leave. So while I'm cradling my dog so he's not putting weight on his glass impregnated feet I plant myself behind his truck so the random dude can't leave, and ask a dog park friend with free hands to call the police. Dude had the stones to actually say ""

Dude Leaves Dog Alone In Car For Two Minutes, Comes Back To Find Window Shattered And Dog Injured, Calls The Fuzz

Time to sue the heck out of this guy
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10 reddit text images, dog barking neighbor leaf blower | thumbnail blue background text "So the neighbor behind me has 3 dogs. For three years I've been listening to them bark, driving me nuts in the summer. Now I get that dogs bark and play, blah blah. I'm talking about at night constant barking here."

Frustrated Neighbor Brings The Leaf Blower Out To Play In Petty Revenge For Neighboring Dogs' Constant Barking

Yikes
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