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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "When I called to ask why she hadn't been by yet she told me that actually they were having trouble getting into my bedroom because she had locked the door the night before. There is not a key to that door. She calls a locksmith to let her in. Anyway she sent me an invoice for $150. She says that locking my bedroom door wasn't her fault because I didn't leave a note saying not to lock it."

Petsitter Hits Pet Owner With A Fat Locksmith Bill After Locking Herself Out Of Pet's Room

Is she serious
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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background, text "Today I took my two dogs on a walk. I have a ~50 lb black mouth cur/pit rescue and a cockapoo. I rounded the end of my street and walked by a house that had a boy about 6/7 years old with a few adults (I'm guessing two aunties or grandmas) with him. One of the aunties pointed my dogs out to him. He smiled, I waved and kept walking. As I made it past their house, my dogs whipped around and started barking at something while"

Man Goes Off On Unsupervised Kid For Sprinting Towards His Dogs, Kid's Dad Gets Unreasonably Defensive

Keep your kid on a leash if you can't control it, Brad
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10 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text " pick up times and for the past three times they have shown up over an hour past closing time to pick up their dogs. The first time they said it was because they forgot, the second time it was because of their kids and the third and undisclosed emergency. I let it slide all three times but the third time I warned them I wouldn't let it go this next time. "

Dog Groomer Gets Fed Up With Late Pick Ups, Drops Dog At Local Shelter Until Owner Bothers To Answer

Just rude
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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "She turned around and there was a fucking tarantula on the back of her hat, two of its giant mobile spider legs were raised and I was out of there. I beat feet and sprinted out the door and down to the end of the driveway."

Selfish GF Fails To Mention To Arachnophobe BF That Their Party Host Has A Penchant For Spiders

Not cool
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10 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background, text "My step-dad said that I could leave her here and that he'll take care of her, but I said no, because again, she's mine. My mom said that my sister was crying and that they promise to keep me updated and I could visit Naboris whenever I want, I said no again. We went back and forth and my mom said that I shouldn't take a little girl's dog and I said "she's not hers, my dad gave Naboris to me, she's mine."

Teen Plans To Move Out With Her Dog, Parents Try To Guilt Her Into Leaving Dog At Home For Sister's Benefit

Nah fam
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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "I told him everything. That I'm freaked out over what's wrong with Bella because they've done these tests and they don't know what's up. Finally he fucking tells me he's been LYING about the whole thing. Bella does go but he just didn't wanna pick up the poop. He didn't tell me because he knew I'd get mad since they only walk around this block; which means he's been letting her go on the neighbors yards and not picking it up."

Dude Hires His Brother To Dog Walk As A Favor, Loses It When He Discovers His Bro Has Been Lying About The Dog's Health

Well, he tried to help
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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "They brung the cat to the vet and the ones that stayed behind started scolding me. When they got the vet bills they told me to pay for it and saying this was my fault. I told them this wasn't my fault and they should've been responsible cat owners and listened when i told them to keep their cats off of my property."

Dog Owning Dude Warns Neighbors Of Letting Cats Onto His Property, Neighbors Don't Listen, Send Dude Fat Vet Bill

Ridiculousness
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12 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text " I just said no. The dog can stay in the car. My SIL then tried to play off the service dog sob story about how she needs an emotional support animal, to which I responded she should actually get a real service dog. Then she started debating about how the dog would have a panic attack in the car. Yeah, nothing quite screams service animal like "will flip out if left alone for two minutes.""

Sister In Law Gets Turned Away For Bringing Poorly Behaved 'Service Dog' To Family Event, Drama Ensues

Interesting, very interesting
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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue  which I am not. Because like I said (a month before) I've had that week booked with another dog for nearly a year. My mom rolled her eyes and asked me to cancel on them. I am not canceling because my parents decided to travel at the last minute. I said this directly to her face. They are also going somewhere dog friendly, so it's not that they can't take her with them, they'd just prefer not to take the 15 year old dog"

Entitled Parents Don't Understand Why Adult Child Does Not Cancel All Commitments To Watch Their Dog While They Vacation

Not cool fam
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12 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "Here in Hawaii, we have the Hawaiian Monk Seal which is one the most endangered seal species in the world. Whenever one of these chonky babies wants to sunbathe on the shore, the DLNR (department of land and natural resources) will post up a rope and signs with a 10-15 foot radius around the seal as it's technically illegal to get close to this endangered species and you can get fined."

Tourists Get Unreasonably Offended When Local Hawaiian Tells Them To Back TF Away From Endangered Seals

Back tf up
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14 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background "figure out how to ease my dog's pain, this guy has realizes he made a rather massive oopsie and tries to just sneak into his truck and leave. So while I'm cradling my dog so he's not putting weight on his glass impregnated feet I plant myself behind his truck so the random dude can't leave, and ask a dog park friend with free hands to call the police. Dude had the stones to actually say ""

Dude Leaves Dog Alone In Car For Two Minutes, Comes Back To Find Window Shattered And Dog Injured, Calls The Fuzz

Time to sue the heck out of this guy
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10 reddit text images, dog barking neighbor leaf blower | thumbnail blue background text "So the neighbor behind me has 3 dogs. For three years I've been listening to them bark, driving me nuts in the summer. Now I get that dogs bark and play, blah blah. I'm talking about at night constant barking here."

Frustrated Neighbor Brings The Leaf Blower Out To Play In Petty Revenge For Neighboring Dogs' Constant Barking

Yikes
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14 reddit text images, dog poop neighbor debacle | thumbnail blue background text "I scooped a poop that seemed larger than most of my dog's. I figured maybe I had given too many treats. Idk. Didn't think much of it. A week later, I was doing my daily poop scooping again when I noticed ANOTHER really large pile"

Disgruntled Dude Gets Petty Revenge On Neighbor After Neighbor's Dog Poops Repeatedly In Dude's Yard

Petty and hilarious, justice is served
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11 reddit text images, woman tells woman to leash her dog | thumbnail blue background text "I was sitting on the benches enjoying the sun, when the dog races up to another child who screams for their mom to pick them up. Dog lady comes up after the dog, apologizing and saying 'he just loooooooves kids so much!' I usually don't say anything because not my circus, not my monkey. I was in an off mood today tho, so I snap 'You need to socialize your f*cking dog, or leash it

Dog Owning Karen Takes Dog For A Stroll In The Park Off Leash, Thoughtful Bystander Interjects

Come onnn
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10 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background "So I moved to my first ever apartment and as I was moving in, I noticed the mine field of dog poop on the lawn right across from my apartment path. Had to play a game of dodge step while moving in boxes because getting from visitor parking to my apartment means walking in that grass. After a few weeks of settling in, I caught the culprit in the act. As I approached my apartment, arm full of groceries, I made direct eye contact with

Disgruntled Dude Gets Petty Revenge On Dog Owning Neighbor After She Leaves Dog's Poop Casually On Shared Yard

Revenge never smelled so bad
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10 reddit text images, aita for getting a dog ex irrational fear of dogs | thumbnail blue background text "I called my ex privately afterward and informed her because I knew she would blow up, and I didn't want her ruining my son's excitement. She was furious. I told her what's done is done and I don't need her permission to have a dog in my own home. She then sent a series of texts saying that I'm disregarding her feelings; that as the mother of my child, I should respect her wishes; "

Considerate Father Gets Puppy For Son, His Ex And Mother Of His Child Loses It Due To Her Irrational Fear Of Dogs

Oy va voy
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