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13 text images facebook comments | thumbnail blue background text "Justice West Bullfrog. 1) they eat anything that fits In mouth so being horse size it could eat almost any enemy 2) slimey so no one will try and steal it from me 3) could easily jump any height to escape danger Literally the best battle cruiser Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 8"

If All Animals Were Horse Sized Which Would You Choose As Your Noble Steed To Ride Into Battle: Animal Comedy Edition

27 tweets of dogs begging humans for food | thumbnail tweet dog begging man for soup

Twitter Thread: Very Good Doggos Adorably Beg Their Humans To Share Their Food

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video and comments of penguin chasing butterfly | thumbnail image of penguin chasing butterfly text "These wings weren't made for flyin, cuz that's not what they do, but one day this beak is gonna crunch on all of you." - Penguin, probably.

Penguin Chases A Butterfly To No Avail In Adorable Expression Of Animals Being Derps

12 reddit text images, creepy pet store employee | thumbnail blue background "small talk about what animals i have and such. he was nice and gave me the crickets and i went to get whatever else i needed. he was at the register and at this store they always ask for your phone number so that you can get points and rewards, i put it in the pin pad thinking absolutely nothing, pay and leave. "

Pet Store Employee Violates Privacy Of Lizard Toting Shopper, She Reports His Creepy Behavior

10 photoshopped snake images with unique markings | thumbnail left and right snake image, white body, emoji photoshopped onto center, text "psbattle: this snake with unique markings"

Epic Photoshop Battle: Redditors Shop Snake With Unique Markings

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13 reddit text images, aita dog over | thumbnail blue background with text "I don't have a fenced yard, so the dog would have had to be in the house with us. And let me clarify that I love dogs; I will pet any dog that allows it. However, I have 2 cats. And neither has lived with a dog in years. And honestly, if i had no pets, i would let them bring the dog. (The dog in question is a 40 pound mixed breed)"

Protective Cat Dad Forbids Friends From Bringing Their Dogs Over, Friends Claim Doggo Is A Very Good Boy

10 reddit text images, dogs snoring | thumbnail blue background text "Anyone else adore the sound of their dog snoring at night but not the snoring of their significant other?,   Dog snoring: wife takes 10 minute video and shares with me in the morning. Me snoring: wife elbows me in the ribs."

Dog Owners Dish On Whose Snoring They Tolerate More: Their Dogs' Or Their Significant Others'

13 reddi text images, dog eye crust | thumbnail blue background text "I massage my dog's head first and talk to him while looking him in the eyes (lots of "You are such a good boy"...), rub my fingers 'round the top of his head, his cheeks and chin, and then gently work my way up to slide the eye boogies away. At first he blinked and pulled his head away but now enjoys the head massage so much that he doesn't mind."

Dog Owners Bond Over Their Shared Love Of Removing Their Dogs' Eye Crust

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10 reddit text images, thumbnail blue background text "They get here and my brother begins gushing about my cats, since he too loves cats. B is out and about, T is in my room, she prefers her alone time and just wants to sleep on my bed and occasionally look out the window, beg for pets and zoom at my feet. That is her ideal day. She's a lazy bones. My brother asks me to please go get T for his friend to see. I'm like sure okay whatever. I go get her, she walks in and she's a beautiful cat."

Sister Bans Brother's Best Friend From Her Home After He Insults Her Cats, Brother Says She Went Too Far

11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "So a few weeks ago a family friend came to me asking if I'd being willing to watch their pets/house while they were away for the weekend for a family trip. Let it be known they also foster pets and they had a full house (20 some animals). I said yes as I love their pets (I had pet/house sat for them before), plus I love animals in general and I already had booked the exact days off from work for another reason"

Petsitter Calls Out Sick One Day Prior To Gig, Pet Owner Totally Loses It On Him

10 reddit text images |  blue background  text "ive with my partner who is just as much of a dog lover than I am and we felt like now was a good time to get a dog. He's a freelancer so he's got a lot of time for the dog and we also have the money now to do so. My mom wasn't happy about the news though, since she said she can't visit us anymore without getting allergic reactions. I understand where she is coming from but it's always been my dream to get a dog since I was a kid"

Adult Daughter Waits Till She Moves Out To Get A Dog, Allergic Mom Complains She Won't be Able To Visit

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12 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "Well, he keeps going back and forth between the kitchen and livingroom and on his last trip back, he brings out our plates and much to my surprise, its pizza. I just kind of look at him and ask where the steak and eggs were and he pretty bluntly said that was for his dogs (2 German Shepard's) and stated they eat better than he does. I reminded him that I couldnt eat pizza (red sauce) "

Boyfriend Prepares Elaborate Steak Dinner For His Dogs, Serves Girlfriend Pizza That She Can't Even Eat

14 reddit text images | thumbnail background blue "The trail went down a decently sloped hill, but at the bottom was a fairly straight and flat area for about a half mile. This is where I like to let my horse jog. I quickly caught up to up the jogger and her dog. It was a two track trail, kinda like if a vehicle was driven on it so plenty of room to pass. I called out and made my way around them. "

Equestrian Out For A Joy Ride Takes Petty Revenge Against Jogger Running Alongside Off Leash Doggo

11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "When I called to ask why she hadn't been by yet she told me that actually they were having trouble getting into my bedroom because she had locked the door the night before. There is not a key to that door. She calls a locksmith to let her in. Anyway she sent me an invoice for $150. She says that locking my bedroom door wasn't her fault because I didn't leave a note saying not to lock it."

Petsitter Hits Pet Owner With A Fat Locksmith Bill After Locking Herself Out Of Pet's Room

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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background, text "Today I took my two dogs on a walk. I have a ~50 lb black mouth cur/pit rescue and a cockapoo. I rounded the end of my street and walked by a house that had a boy about 6/7 years old with a few adults (I'm guessing two aunties or grandmas) with him. One of the aunties pointed my dogs out to him. He smiled, I waved and kept walking. As I made it past their house, my dogs whipped around and started barking at something while"

Man Goes Off On Unsupervised Kid For Sprinting Towards His Dogs, Kid's Dad Gets Unreasonably Defensive

10 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text " pick up times and for the past three times they have shown up over an hour past closing time to pick up their dogs. The first time they said it was because they forgot, the second time it was because of their kids and the third and undisclosed emergency. I let it slide all three times but the third time I warned them I wouldn't let it go this next time. "

Dog Groomer Gets Fed Up With Late Pick Ups, Drops Dog At Local Shelter Until Owner Bothers To Answer