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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - got-stars-in-your-eyes: got-stars-in-your-eyes: My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We've been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying "looks like we're almost home!" Bless his heart. Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Snort-Worthy Shenanigans

Mariel Ruvinsky

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - phsfg The weirdest thing I've learned while working for pest control is that snails love rat poison and will actively eat it but hate seseme seeds phsfg I should add that rat poison has NO effect on snails, and they just get super fat cause they gourge themselves in boxes of rat poison hexpress absolute units pantheris Of course then they go and get eaten by birds/raccoons/whatever and deliver like ten times'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Unexpected Fun Facts

Mariel Ruvinsky

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one picture of a pink jellyfish and one tumblr post 'Organism - unpretty andrew came downstairs from the office to give me a hug and seemed really worried about me and it turned out that i had reblogged a picture of a jellyfish with the tag "sometimes i wish i could be this" and while i had meant "beautiful, ethereal, and full of light" he had interpreted it as meaning "brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness" unpretty'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Total And Complete Madness

Mariel Ruvinsky

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - vampireapologist having now worked directly with wild seals I need you all to know they are some of the most bastardous creatures in the entire animal kingdom. we've all been so wrong. they look cute and fat but they are so fast and they have SO many teeth and they know how to scream and they aren't afraid to do it vampireapologist don't get me wrong I love them deeply. They're amazing animals. But we've been calling'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Unexpectedly Chaotic Revelations

Mariel Ruvinsky

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - eggcup my plan step 1: buy 15 identical cats step 2: invite someone over step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say "just one but he's really fast" Source: eggcup 45,980 notes tl'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And A Whole Lotta Shenanigans

Mariel Ruvinsky

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Organism - I took a shit in my grandma's cat's litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her. this story was wild from start to finish'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Absolute Weirdness

Mariel Ruvinsky

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - A turings in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog turings i am a gentle, mild-mannered young man looking for a forever job to spend the rest of my years in. though i may not be the most talented and versatile person on the job market, i'm the perfect employee for someone out ther'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Complete Ridiculousness And Chaos

Mariel Ruvinsky

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