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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - ipecacandcivetoil so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know they actually did a study on this and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches yes ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they're just not interested, they want their farmers instead it's incredible ipecacandcivetoil also'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - hyperactivehedgehog I'm studying biotech and every time someone brings up mushrooms our current professor will look either extremely exited or pained and go "listen.. mushrooms are neither plants nor animals nor something in between. They elude all attempts to categorize them. We do not know what they are. Some are immortal. Some produce live saving substances. Some are so closely related to humans that eating them may cause an'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - the fingerinthemiddle universalthaumaturge ... homunculus-argument The reason why german shepherds are the way they are isn't that they're stupid, they just have so much energy that they run out of smart things to do, and doing stupid shit is infinitely better than doing nothing. They'll do the smart thing when one is available, yes, but if a german shepherd was a person, they'd be the type to make a'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - snuffes Follow i've set up a little tray filled with water on a towel for Cat Enrichment. in the water are two plastic bottle caps filled with floating treats. wasabi WILL not touch wet and she WILL do anything for treats and she IS conflicted. she's circled it for 20 minutes and almost touched the water twice but no further attempts have been made this is a developing story snuffes'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - tissueboxesforseals weaver-z There was a really big cowboy-looking dude in the coffee shop, and after a while I realized he seemed to be staring at me, and I was getting uncomfortable until he suddenly startled and came over to say "I'm so sorry, ma'am, I wasn't trying to stare at you. There is a HUGE bird behind you." And lo and behold, right outside the window, there was'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a drawing of cavemen children playing in a puddle and one tumblr post 'More than 11,000 years ago, young children trekking with their families through what is now White Sands National Park in New Mexico discovered the stuff of childhood dreams: muddy puddles made from the footprints of a giant ground sloth'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Colorfulness - femmenietzsche anonymous asked i think my cat just accidentally sent you an anonymous ask, sorry No, not that I saw. 28,581 notes femmenietzsche anonymous asked'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - homunculus-argument Anyway today we saw a cop gently try to catch an injured baby seagull into a box, on the street while the baby's non-injured sibling was running back and forth beeping, the babies' parent was on a nearby rooftop screaming but not intervening, and the girl selling berries and peas on the nearby stand (who had reported an injured bird probably needing help) tried to aid in catching the injured bird'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever. blackbearmagic The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity-either when he's navigating his tank or getting fed-the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I'll walk past him when he's snuggled up and totally'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - got-stars-in-your-eyes: got-stars-in-your-eyes: My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We've been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying "looks like we're almost home!" Bless his heart. Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - phsfg The weirdest thing I've learned while working for pest control is that snails love rat poison and will actively eat it but hate seseme seeds phsfg I should add that rat poison has NO effect on snails, and they just get super fat cause they gourge themselves in boxes of rat poison hexpress absolute units pantheris Of course then they go and get eaten by birds/raccoons/whatever and deliver like ten times'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one picture of a pink jellyfish and one tumblr post 'Organism - unpretty andrew came downstairs from the office to give me a hug and seemed really worried about me and it turned out that i had reblogged a picture of a jellyfish with the tag "sometimes i wish i could be this" and while i had meant "beautiful, ethereal, and full of light" he had interpreted it as meaning "brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness" unpretty'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - vampireapologist having now worked directly with wild seals I need you all to know they are some of the most bastardous creatures in the entire animal kingdom. we've all been so wrong. they look cute and fat but they are so fast and they have SO many teeth and they know how to scream and they aren't afraid to do it vampireapologist don't get me wrong I love them deeply. They're amazing animals. But we've been calling'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - eggcup my plan step 1: buy 15 identical cats step 2: invite someone over step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say "just one but he's really fast" Source: eggcup 45,980 notes tl'

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