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23 Empty-Headed Hound Posts Hoomans Who Are Wading Through Their Own Mental Mush | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a dog sitting down with its head wrapped in a bandage looking manic ‘“I swear to God Sharon when I get out of this thing”, the other image shows a dog whose head has burst through a door ‘Hi! My name is Stopthat Sometimes they call me Getbackhere’

23 Empty-Headed Hound Posts for Hoomans Who Are Wading Through Their Own Mental Mush

Sundays are for squishy, slacking brains.
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Wonderful Weekend Woofs: 25 Wholesome Dog Pawsts Fill Your Heart Pure Pupper Adoration | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a school bus driving on to train tracks and a train derailing the school bus ‘My dog coming to get pets’ ‘My other dog’, the other image shows a dog sticking its head through a hole in a door it made ‘Hi! My name is Stopthat’ ‘Sometimes they call me Getbackhere’

Wonderful Weekend Woofs: 25 Wholesome Dog Pawsts to Fill Your Heart with Pure Pupper Adoration

Exactly what you deserve after a week of tiresome work.
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26 Wholesome Dog Pawsts Good Boys Girls Working Hard Make Our Lives Better | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a dog smiling with camera equipment in the background ‘Sometimes dogs/wolves in movies need CGI tails if they’re supposed to be acting mean because they’re so excited to be doing a good job acting that their tails can’t stop wagging.’, the other image shows a puppy sleeping in the open door of a dishwasher ‘She’s helping do the dishes’

26 Wholesome Dog Pawsts from the Good Boys and Girls Working Hard to Make Our Lives Better

Someone has to be putting in the hours and effort, coz it sure ain’t us.
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23 Joyful Jack Russell Pawsts Make You Jump More Joy Than Dog Whose Seen the Mailman | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a jack russell jumping wildly in a garden ‘Have you seen me?’ ‘My dog, Klaus, is lost and very, very crazy.’, the other image shows four jack russells in a body of water holding onto a branch with their mouths

23 Joyful Jack Russell Pawsts to Make You Jump with More Joy Than a Dog Who’s Seen the Mailman

Make sure you aren’t under a low ceiling…
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24 Pawsitive Pupper Pawsts Your Weekly Dose Mid-Week Wonder | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a scene from peanuts with snoopy dancing to the piano and two humans and a dog recreating it ‘NAILED IT…’, the other image shows a dog sitting on its hind legs on the street ‘Good boy is waiting for chicken’

24 Pawsitive Pupper Pawsts for Your Weekly Dose of Mid-Week Wonder

The lives of dogs are just so wholesome!
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23 Howlsome Pupper Posts Give You Something Pawsitive Read While You Waste Company Time Bathroom | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a dog in a side car being towed by a motorbike ‘I was having a really bad day. Then I saw this. I feel a lot better now.’ ‘Sometimes, it’s the little things that turn a bad day around.’, the other image shows a quote ‘“LOOK AT THE DOG”’ ‘- me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation’

23 Howlsome Pupper Posts to Give You Something Pawsitive to Read While You Waste Company Time in the Bathroom

Pawfect for pinching a loaf…
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25 Cute Canine Pawsts Give You Courage Ask Raise Improve Your Fur Baby’s Quality of Life | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a man sitting at a desk in a desk chair with a big dog on the man’s lap and desk ‘“What’s your ideal working environment?”’ ‘me:’, the other image shows a cup of blue icy and a dog sitting in a car with a blue tongue ‘My large icy was full when I went in the store for 2 minutes’

25 Cute Canine Pawsts to Give You the Courage to Ask for a Raise to Improve Your Fur Baby’s Quality of Life

Someone has to be responsible for buying that new bed with the built in massager.
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24 Perky Pooch Posts Happy Hoomans Who Aren’t Ready Weekend Be Over | thumbnail includes two images one image shows an older dog walking a younger dog on a leash ‘My 13 year old golden likes to walk our 8 week old golden’, the other image shows a dog sitting down with a puppy strapped to its back ‘Woofer and subwoofer’

24 Perky Pooch Posts for Happy Hoomans Who Aren’t Ready for the Weekend to Be Over

Why would anyone want all this goodness to come to a stop?
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23 Pawdorable Pupper Posts To Immediately Melt Your Hooman Heart in Need of Some Delightful Doggos | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a dog and its human face swapped against a snowy background ‘Dog: *dosen’t want dad*’ ‘Family: *gets dad anyway*’ ‘Dog And the dad:’, the other image shows a husky jumping on hind legs pulling a funny face ‘When you hear your voice in a video’ ‘what is that sound’ ‘make it stop’ ‘heck no’ ‘this is not me’ ‘turn it off’

23 Pawdorable Pupper Posts To Immediately Melt Your Hooman Heart in Need of Some Delightful Doggos

Make sure to have a mop handy beforehand.
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23 Pawsitive Pupper Posts Your Daily Dose Awwdorable Optimism Keep You Quitting Your Job | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a Pomeranian puppy smiling while dry and while wet ‘When you try to keep your optimism after everything goes wrong’, the other image shows a man lying on the grass in park surrounded by dogs ‘I stumbled upon a slice of heaven while walking through Washington Square Park, NYC’

23 Pawsitive Pupper Posts for Your Daily Dose of Awwdorable Optimism to Keep You from Quitting Your Job

Someone had to do something, you’ve got bills to pay.
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26 Silly Sniffly Snorty Dog Pawsts Brighten Your Sunday Funny French Bulldogs | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a french bulldog pulling a stick bigger than itself ‘BIG STICK ENERGY’, the other image shows a french bulldog looking stressed with a funny face ‘*Turns On Vacuum*’ ‘The Dog I Got To Protect My House:’

26 Silly Sniffly and Snorty Dog Pawsts to Brighten Your Sunday with Funny French Bulldogs

The canine equivalent of French toast.
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25 Distracting Dog Pawsts Pawfect Wasting Working Time Your Canine-Collecting Colleagues | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a corgi from behind lookin over its shoulder ‘We call her Kim Corgdashian’, the other image shows a dog sitting on a person’s lap who is in a desk chair ‘“What’s your ideal work environment?”’ ‘Me:’

25 Distracting Dog Pawsts Pawfect for Wasting Working Time with Your Canine-Collecting Colleagues

Like you were going to be pawductive today anyway.
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25 Heartwarming Dog Pawsts Canine Pawrent Spending Sunday Cuddling Their Canine Child | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a dog sitting in a motorcycle side car trailer wearing goggles ‘I was having a really bad day. Then I saw this. I feel a lot better now.’ ‘Sometimes, it’s the little things that turn a bad day around’, the other image shows two dogs looking at the sunset  ‘Is your human a rescue too?’ ‘Yeah she’s got some issues, but we’re working through them. I love her so much’

25 Heartwarming Dog Pawsts for the Canine Pawrent Spending Sunday Cuddling Their Canine Child

This is why we work all week long, so breathe it in and enjoy.
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25 Pawdorable Pup Pawsts Puppy Pawrents Who’re Feeling Dog Sick Blues | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a quote on a gray background ‘I look normal but believe me, I talk to dogs.’, the other image shows two mason jars one slightly filled the other filled to the top with coins ‘SWEAR JAR’ ‘TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT MY DOG WHEN I WASN’T ASKED JAR’

25 Pawdorable Pup Pawsts for Puppy Pawrents Who’re Feeling the Dog Sick Blues

It’s hard after such a wholesome weekend.
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22 Delicious Dog Posts Pupgrade Pawdorable Picnic Park | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a sleepy dog looking off to the side ‘WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT IF YOU STOP EATING DRY FOOD, YOUR HOOMAN WILL GIVE YOU CHICKEN’, the other image shows a tweet ‘Adam’ ‘@adamgreattweet’ ‘I started choking and my dog ran over to see if she could finish the food I was eating’

22 Delicious Dog Posts To Pupgrade Your Pawdorable Picnic In The Park

Like going from prosecco to champagne.
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20 Lovely Labradoodle Posts Take Your Mind Off Going Back Work Tomorrow | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a text message chain with an image of a labradoodle dog with its front paws in the air ‘Do you want to join my religion?’ ‘What’s your religion?’ ‘I’m interested’, the other image shwos a brown labradoodle dog dressed in oversized orange sunglasses and an oversized orange and blue neck tie

20 Lovely Labradoodle Posts To Take Your Mind Off Going Back To Work Tomorrow

Work is an illusion, but Labaradoodles are forever.
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