I Has A Hotdog Newsletter


You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.

Oblivious Dog is Oblivious

derp Flower malamute oblivious tongue - 6384885504
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Goggie Hang Over

hangovers husky puppy sleeping tongue treats - 6514975488
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Goggie ob teh Week: German Shepherd Wins!

german shepherd goggie ob teh week tongue winner - 6576100864
Via Hanna-Maria

Bad Day

bad day boxer captions Sad tongue - 6462246656
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Happy Sundog!

happy sundog smile Sundog sunshine tongue what breed - 6555109120

Rebark Sneakers

captions shiba inu shoes sneakers tongue - 6491264000
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Calm Down Ladies

neutered Rotweiler smile smug tongue - 6487260160
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Goggie ob teh Week: Slobber

bullmastiff goggie ob teh week slobber tongue - 6563650304
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Invisible Cat

boxer invisible tongue - 6481085952
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Mud Facialz

dirty huskie husky mud tongue - 6483005440
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Invisible Cotton Candy

boxer invisible licking silly face tongue - 6488181504
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Goggie Gif: Insert Tongue For Smiles

gifs smile tongue what breed - 6532491776

Tongue Boops

boop captions pomeranian tongue wet kisses - 6463545344
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Happy Sundog!

field happy sundog Sundog tongue what breed - 6520001792

Cat got mah tung.

boxer derp tongue - 6460175360
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Happy Sundog!

happy sundog playing smile Sundog tongue water what breed - 6500900352