I Has A Hotdog Newsletter


You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.

Goggie ob teh Week: Hunting Games

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Via Stufforama

Goggie ob teh Week: Whatcha Lookin At?

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Via Katie Rediske

Goggie Gif: Say Whaaaaat?

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Via Bunny Food

Free Window Cleaning

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Joy Container

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I is ready!

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Awaiting Payment

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Goggie ob teh Week: Did I win?

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Family Picture Day

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Teh fings a goggie's gotta do to maeks a living...

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Goggie GIF: Gentle Giant

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Cyoot Puppy ob teh Day: Sunshine!

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Have you seen one??

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Stay Hydrated!

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