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twitter thread about reasons pets would get fired from their jobs | thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Post a photo of your pet and why you would fire them from their job' a dog 'Sucking up to the boss too much' and a cat eating 'Stealing your bosses sandwich'

Twitter Users Share The Funniest Reasons They Think Their Pets Would Get Fired From Their Jobs

Does hissing at the manager count?
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viral twitter thread about a taxi driver that has a small bird in its car | thumbnail includes two pictures including a tiny bird on a dashboard and someone holding a small bird and one tweet 'Eugene V. D.E.B.S. (2004) @sarahwaters420 I was taking a rideshare today and thought the driver said something to me but he was like “no no I was talking to Patricio" and then plopped Patricio down on the dashboard 10:16 PM Mar 22, 2024 · 1.4M Views • 89 1 6.1K 57K ☐ 3K ←'

Taxi Driver Casually Plops A Tiny Bird Named Patricio Onto The Dashboard, Letting The Passenger Hold The Bird The Whole Ride

Patricio will get the highest rating from us after the ride
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viral twitter thread about a boss stepping out of meetings to feed ravens | thumbnail includes one tweet 'S.LIZ @slizagna my boss has interrupted our meetings multiple times because she has to go outside to feed the ravens. she always comes back five minutes later with some ominous like "you need to befriend them or they'll turn against you." like ok get it girl. cawcaw. build that bird army. 1:49 AM · Mar 8, 2024 827K Views 62 12.3K 38K ☐ 1.2K ↑'

Boss Interrupts Meetings Because She Has To 'Feed The Ravens' Or They'll Turn Against Her, And Surprisingly, Users Agree With Her

We thought people would laugh, but they're saying it's true
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viral twitter thread about a dog that saved a whole neighborhood by detecting a gas leak | thumbnail includes two pictures including a dog wearing reindeer ears and a dog next to a hole in the ground and some text 'Meet Kobe, a four-year-old husky from a Philadelphia neighborhood who turned into a local hero. Kobe's owner, Chanell Bell, noticed him persistently digging a hole in her front yard. This was unusual behavior for Kobe, which piqued Chanell's curiosity.'

Heroic Husky Saves Entire Neighborhood From Disaster By Detecting A Dangerous Gas Leak And Becomes A Local Hero

A true hero
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reddit thread about a dog saving a child with autism | thumbnail includes a picture of a baby in a high chair next to a giant dog 'My Lola saved my autistic sons life today This is our Lola. She was adopted a couple of months ago and immediately meshed with our family and our 4 young boys. One of them, is neurodivergent and autistic and has a terrible eloping habit. I thought he couldn't get through locks but he can. My neighbor ran into my house and told me my son and dog were outside and'

Pawmazing Dog Saves The Life Of An Autistic Baby, Fiercely Protecting Him As He Runs Out Into The Street Unattended

Thank goodness for Lola
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viral twitter thread about parrots being expensive and difficult to deal with birds | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama every TikTok video of a parrot doing something charming should begin and end with a 15-second clip of the words "this bird is a flying toddler that costs $3000 and never dies" over and over again 4:25 AM Feb 21, 2024 4.9M Views 210 3.8K 49K 1.6K ... ←'

Parrots Are Flying Toddlers That Cost Thousands Of Dollars And Never Pass, And These Hilarious Stories Are The Proof

Parrots are... a whole lot sometimes
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viral twitter thread and memes about a dog throwing up a French flag | thumbnail includes a picture of a blind beagle and a French flag and two tweets 'Dr. Mike McClelland @magicmikewrites You think you've seen it all and then your 13-year-old blind beagle throws up the French flag in the middle of the night' and 'Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy we got six more weeks of baguettes'

13-Year-Old Bind Beagle Unexpectedly Throws Up The French Flag, The Internet Immediately Turns Him Into A Meme

Doomed to 6 more weeks of baguettes
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22 reddit images, stories about how people became dog people

Newly Self-Proclaimed Canine Enthusiasts Share The Heartwarming Stories About How They Became 'Dog People'

Dog people are the best people
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viral twitter thread with pictures of long ferrets | thumbnail includes two pictures of ferrets and one tweet 'Dook Eternal @GhostGrll3D god bless all ferret owners for showing off their ferrets like a fish they just caught in Animal Crossing River @RiverMakes • Jan 28 Mocha hit 4 pounds (1850g) EPLA :'

Ferret Owners Show Off Their Fabulous Cat-Snakes In Their Full Wiggly And Lengthy Glory

Long
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tumblr thread about animals who understand the word no and don't care | thumbnail includes a part of a tumblr thread 'wow-david Follow My parrot has a vague understanding of the word "no." He knows to stop doing what he's doing when he hears it, and he knows how to say it. He knows it's a word that is used when he's doing something he shouldn't be doing. However, being told "no" doesn't make him stop doing it in future. If he's ever out of my sight or if I'm not paying attention,'

Hilarious Animals Understanding The Word 'No' And Not Caring Whatsoever (Tumblr Thread)

They know it, they just don't give a heck
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viral twitter thread about a student who found a coyote's skull in a bag in a lab | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Kairo @Kairo Anatomika Many years ago, when I was a student, I was helping the lab clean out their freezer when I came upon a bl dsoaked package wrapped in plastic. No one knew where it came from or how long it had been there..... 2:48 AM Jan 8, 2024 2.9M Views 71 7.1K 53K 8.3K ... ↑'

Student Finds A Mysterious Package Wrapped In Plastic In A Lab Freezer, Discovers The Skull Of An Unexpected Animal

To remind us of the things that really matter
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Daily Encounters with Dogs on the Job: Field Worker Seeks Canine Wisdom on the Web for the Perfect Dog Treat Introductions

Pleased to meet you
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viral twitter thread about parrots being jerks | thumbnail includes two tweets 'who cares @DianaG2772 My parrot can't say much, aside from off," "what the...," and "that's nice," but twice now he's yelled "BOIL THE SPAGHETTI JIMMY," at my cat. 2:47 PM 22 Dec 23 489K Views 1,415 Reposts 49 Quotes 27.6K Likes Follow 632 Bookmarks' and 'Doxxed Spinster @SpinsterEmily Replying to @DianaG2772 My uncle had a parrot that used to mock the dog by imitating the doorbell and asking if he wanted to go'

Hilarious Tweets Of Parrots Saying The Most Random Unexpected Things And Confusing The Heck Out Of Everyone Around Them

They're jerks, and we love them for it
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viral twitter thread about someone adopting a pigeon and more animals getting adopted | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet when I got the pigeon from the spca i was behind someone who'd just paid $500 for a puppy. so I go and I fill out the paperwork and they’re like "ok that'll be $15." and I said “what." and they said “that'll be $15." and I said "are you sure??" and they said “ya. it's a pigeon" 10:28 PM Dec 19, 2023 2.6M Views 212 2.4K 74K : 1.9K ↑'

Adopt, Don't Shop: Wholesome Stories Of People Adopting The 'Cheapest' Animal At The Shelter And Loving Every Second Of It

Closing 2023 with some wholesomeness
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New Doggo Dad Wonders Why His Pup Prefers His Wife, Takes To Interwebs To Investigate

All doggos have preferences
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viral tumblr thread about a turtle that constantly wants someone to pet it even thought that's not allowed | thumbnail includes one section of a tumblr thread 'orowyrm Follow one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won't do it'

Tumblr Thread: Cranky, Spoiled And Hilariously Fussy Sea Turtle Constantly Tries To Get Her Favorite Human To Commit Felonies

We don't know if we would have the strength to refuse Myrtle
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