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10 text images from Reddit AITA post about girlfriend who can't understand boyfriend's dog grief | thumbnail features two side by side images, on the left is the meme of the crying African-American man, on the right is a sick looking black and white dog laying on a couch, overlaid text reads "AITA for telling my boyfriend he was embarrassing us when he started sobbing in the Vet clinic hallway?"

Disrespectful Girlfriend Can't Understand Dog Grief– Redditors Give Her A Piece Of Their Mind

Oh No She Didn't!
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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "They brung the cat to the vet and the ones that stayed behind started scolding me. When they got the vet bills they told me to pay for it and saying this was my fault. I told them this wasn't my fault and they should've been responsible cat owners and listened when i told them to keep their cats off of my property."

Dog Owning Dude Warns Neighbors Of Letting Cats Onto His Property, Neighbors Don't Listen, Send Dude Fat Vet Bill

Ridiculousness
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12 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text " I just said no. The dog can stay in the car. My SIL then tried to play off the service dog sob story about how she needs an emotional support animal, to which I responded she should actually get a real service dog. Then she started debating about how the dog would have a panic attack in the car. Yeah, nothing quite screams service animal like "will flip out if left alone for two minutes.""

Sister In Law Gets Turned Away For Bringing Poorly Behaved 'Service Dog' To Family Event, Drama Ensues

Interesting, very interesting
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11 reddit text images | thumbnail blue  which I am not. Because like I said (a month before) I've had that week booked with another dog for nearly a year. My mom rolled her eyes and asked me to cancel on them. I am not canceling because my parents decided to travel at the last minute. I said this directly to her face. They are also going somewhere dog friendly, so it's not that they can't take her with them, they'd just prefer not to take the 15 year old dog"

Entitled Parents Don't Understand Why Adult Child Does Not Cancel All Commitments To Watch Their Dog While They Vacation

Not cool fam
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12 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background text "Here in Hawaii, we have the Hawaiian Monk Seal which is one the most endangered seal species in the world. Whenever one of these chonky babies wants to sunbathe on the shore, the DLNR (department of land and natural resources) will post up a rope and signs with a 10-15 foot radius around the seal as it's technically illegal to get close to this endangered species and you can get fined."

Tourists Get Unreasonably Offended When Local Hawaiian Tells Them To Back TF Away From Endangered Seals

Back tf up
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9 text images and one photo from a Reddit thread on the Am I The Asshole subreddit | thumbnail features two side by side images, on the left is a litter of five kitten with four of them orange and one in the foreground black and white, on the right is an arguing couple sitting in front of the window with the woman looking angry and the man with his head in his hands, overlaid text reads "AITA for calling my new kitties "my babies"? / Not the A-hole"

Girlfriend Freaks Over Cat Dad And His Babies– Reddit Hilariously Puts Her In Her Place

You've Got To Be Kitten Us
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10 text images from post on Reddit's Am I The Asshole subreddit about a girl who is allergic to dogs that come into her office | thumbnail features two side by side images, on the left is a white woman with blonde hair close up to the camera with a green background while she blows her nose into a white tissue, on the right is a bulldog wearing a shirt and tie, overlaid text reads "Not the A-hole / AITA for refusing to work from home, so now people can no longer bring their dogs to the office"

Reddit Hilariously Defends Allergic Girl From Her Mean Boss And Some Poor Office Puppies

Gesundheit!
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14 reddit text images | thumbnail blue background "figure out how to ease my dog's pain, this guy has realizes he made a rather massive oopsie and tries to just sneak into his truck and leave. So while I'm cradling my dog so he's not putting weight on his glass impregnated feet I plant myself behind his truck so the random dude can't leave, and ask a dog park friend with free hands to call the police. Dude had the stones to actually say ""

Dude Leaves Dog Alone In Car For Two Minutes, Comes Back To Find Window Shattered And Dog Injured, Calls The Fuzz

Time to sue the heck out of this guy
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10 Reddit text images from the Am I The Asshole subreddit | thumbnail features two images, the left image is a golden retriever guide dog sitting while wearing a red vest, the right image is a man on the right who is blind and walking with a cane being led by a woman who is standing on the left, overlaid text reads "AITA for applying for a guide dog against my girlfriend's wishes / Not the A-hole"

Visually Impaired Redditor Needs Advice About Uncaring Girlfriend– Internet Hilarity Ensues

I Can Not See, I Am Legally Blind
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10 text images from Reddit Am I The Asshole Thread | thumbnail features two images, on the left is the interior of Ben Gurion airport and on the right is a Golden Retriever service dog wearing a red vest, overlaid text reads "AITA for refusing to give up my seat on a flight due to a person who has a guide dog and is visiting a family member in hospital due to the fact that I have a dog allergy? / Asshole"

Reddit Sticks It To Total Karen Who Threw A Fit Over Guide Dog On Flight

This Is Way Worse Than A Crying Baby.
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10 Reddit text images from an Am I The Asshole Thread | thumbnail features two side by side images, on the left is an American Akita dog standing on a patch of grass, and on the right is longtime New York Yankees Shortstop Derek Jeter, overlaid text reads "AITA for giving my dog an "offensive" name and then refusing to change it? / Not the A-hole"

Hilarious AITA Thread Has OP Spilling The Tea On Her Sister's Boyfriend

Oh No He Didn't
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11 reddit text images, comparing pet ownership to parenthood | thumbnail blue background "watch his dog for that amount of time. Can't take his dog to a kennel because she doesn't have all of her shots, she also refuses to use the restroom outdoors, she's not a puppy) During the same convo he says to me "oh my goodness I can't wait to get back to her, it's so crazy being a parent. All the sacrifices we have to make go unappreciated...""

Delusional Dude Compares Having A Puppy To His Sister's Experience As A Parent (Of Human Children)

In what world is he living in
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10 Reddit text images from Am I The Asshole thread | thumbnail features two images, in the left image two small brown dogs sit on small beds in a blue room, on the right a dog peeks out from under the covers with a person's feet, overlaid text reads "AITA– Girlfriend won't let dogs sleep in our room / No A-holes here"

Reddit Helps Decides Whether Boyfriend And His Dogs Were In The Wrong

Don't let the bed bugs bite.
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11 reddit text images, woman tells woman to leash her dog | thumbnail blue background text "I was sitting on the benches enjoying the sun, when the dog races up to another child who screams for their mom to pick them up. Dog lady comes up after the dog, apologizing and saying 'he just loooooooves kids so much!' I usually don't say anything because not my circus, not my monkey. I was in an off mood today tho, so I snap 'You need to socialize your f*cking dog, or leash it

Dog Owning Karen Takes Dog For A Stroll In The Park Off Leash, Thoughtful Bystander Interjects

Come onnn
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9 text images from Reddit thread on AITA about someone stealing a dog and one picture of the dog | thumbnail features said dog, a brown big breed mutt in a photo on the left, and on the right side is a text screenshot from the post, overlaid text reads "AITA for suing a girl who stole my dog because she though I was mistreating him? / Not the A-hole"

Fake Good Samaritan Steals Dog– Reddit Convinces Victim Not To Feel Bad For Suing

How Dare She?
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10 reddit text images, aita for getting a dog ex irrational fear of dogs | thumbnail blue background text "I called my ex privately afterward and informed her because I knew she would blow up, and I didn't want her ruining my son's excitement. She was furious. I told her what's done is done and I don't need her permission to have a dog in my own home. She then sent a series of texts saying that I'm disregarding her feelings; that as the mother of my child, I should respect her wishes; "

Considerate Father Gets Puppy For Son, His Ex And Mother Of His Child Loses It Due To Her Irrational Fear Of Dogs

Oy va voy
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