I Has A Hotdog


You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.

For Safe Keeping

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Herp De-Derp

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Didn't Your Mother Ever Warn You About This?

snow stuck tongue bulldogs frozen - 7023866624
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Iz Dat Bacon Flavored Chap Stick Ur Warin?

kisses lick tongue what breed - 7001934592
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I Make My Own Fun!

tickling tongue pugs smiling dog - 6986177536
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Been Wayting All Nait

snow waiting tongue boston terrier - 6977099008
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You Deserve It

nap french bulldogs tongue sleeping - 6964030720
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Well, I'm At Least 60% Ears...

german shepherd puppies ears listening tongue - 6291402240
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Cyoot Puppy ob teh Day: Happy Widdle Goldie

puppies tongue happy golden retriever cyoot puppy ob teh day - 7039683072
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A likely story...

Aliens remote pug tongue story remote control - 6952985088
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Cyoot Puppy ob teh Day: Jus a Widdle Taste ob Luv

tiny puppies lick tongue what breed - 7020357888
Via KidsKidsKids

Goggie ob teh Week: Boxer Victory!

poll goggie ob teh week results tongue winner boxer - 7013749504
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Ai dont beweeve it!

puppy tongue pitbull surprise adopted - 6883182848
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Will do chores for noms

chair cleaning tongue pugs chores dishes - 6304531712
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colors husky tongue huskie derp - 6878160640
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Insert nom to continue...

couch tongue bulldogs passed out sleeping - 6304799232
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