I Has A Hotdog Newsletter


You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.

I Might Have Found My True Calling

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Dis Wok iz Goan Taek Awile

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The Tongue Offsets it Just Enough

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Monday is on its Way After All`

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Next Up Christmas Dinner

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Oh Hai There

Via AsmundGudrod

The Horror of It All

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Hurry Up and Take the Picture

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Always be Ready for Ice Cream

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Via What's NXT

I Just Caught the One on My Eye!

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Yeah, They're Tough...

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This is How He Always Looks

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Doggie See, Doggie Do

cute friends tongue mimic - 7929856512
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This Pug's Perfectly-Drippy Side-Tongue Sit

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Wild Dawg

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I'd Hate to Have to Get Up

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