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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - beingcuteismything Follow I'm sorry I'm not over this yet Seal breaks into New Zealand home, traumatises cat and hangs out on couch Phil Ross, who happens to be a marine biologist, said it was unfortunate he was the only one not home at the time. Imagine being a marine biologist and a marine biology comes to visit you but you're not home 60k notes'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - apricops When I was a twelve/thirteen, me and my extended family went on a vacation to Alaska, we took a passenger train that was pretty much a tourist line, and they had a guy doing some activities and games and stuff to help pass the time. One of the things was he gave everyone a notecard and said something like"draw a male moose. There's something specific a male moose has" and five minute later he'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Natural landscape - heedra When I totaled my car last spring, it was by plowing straight thru a fence into a cow pasture on my way to a job interview, and the one thing that saved me from being utterly consumed by despair was the fact that the cows were utterly bonkers with curiosity about the weird object that was suddenly in their field, and they completely SWARMED me and my car with good-natured'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - ipecacandcivetoil so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know they actually did a study on this and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches yes ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they're just not interested, they want their farmers instead it's incredible ipecacandcivetoil also'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - pipistrellus Follow Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you're a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason ask-oncies-jizz Follow this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - hyperactivehedgehog I'm studying biotech and every time someone brings up mushrooms our current professor will look either extremely exited or pained and go "listen.. mushrooms are neither plants nor animals nor something in between. They elude all attempts to categorize them. We do not know what they are. Some are immortal. Some produce live saving substances. Some are so closely related to humans that eating them may cause an'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - the fingerinthemiddle universalthaumaturge ... homunculus-argument The reason why german shepherds are the way they are isn't that they're stupid, they just have so much energy that they run out of smart things to do, and doing stupid shit is infinitely better than doing nothing. They'll do the smart thing when one is available, yes, but if a german shepherd was a person, they'd be the type to make a'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - snuffes Follow i've set up a little tray filled with water on a towel for Cat Enrichment. in the water are two plastic bottle caps filled with floating treats. wasabi WILL not touch wet and she WILL do anything for treats and she IS conflicted. she's circled it for 20 minutes and almost touched the water twice but no further attempts have been made this is a developing story snuffes'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - tissueboxesforseals weaver-z There was a really big cowboy-looking dude in the coffee shop, and after a while I realized he seemed to be staring at me, and I was getting uncomfortable until he suddenly startled and came over to say "I'm so sorry, ma'am, I wasn't trying to stare at you. There is a HUGE bird behind you." And lo and behold, right outside the window, there was'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a drawing of cavemen children playing in a puddle and one tumblr post 'More than 11,000 years ago, young children trekking with their families through what is now White Sands National Park in New Mexico discovered the stuff of childhood dreams: muddy puddles made from the footprints of a giant ground sloth'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Colorfulness - femmenietzsche anonymous asked i think my cat just accidentally sent you an anonymous ask, sorry No, not that I saw. 28,581 notes femmenietzsche anonymous asked'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - homunculus-argument Anyway today we saw a cop gently try to catch an injured baby seagull into a box, on the street while the baby's non-injured sibling was running back and forth beeping, the babies' parent was on a nearby rooftop screaming but not intervening, and the girl selling berries and peas on the nearby stand (who had reported an injured bird probably needing help) tried to aid in catching the injured bird'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes two pictures of a man holding a cat up to a ceiling and one tumblr posts 'Product - jokeboy Follow living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling dongboss you wouldn't get our bond jokeboy Follow'

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10 images of animal names spelled incorrectly | thumbnail left crab spelled as crap, thumbnail left swan with the word swag

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - iamatinyowl I have this huge, ex-military biker guy neighbour who is like 80% handlebar moustache and has a ponytail halfway to his ass and him and all his huge biker guy friends all have tiny dogs and special, motorcycle safe seats for them on their bikes and my favourite things is when they all come roaring in on their bikes and take their tiny dogs out of their little studded leather safety carriers there is'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - prokopetz Follow Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer. prokopetz Follow Funnily enough, I'm not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you're looking at an ambush predator. slippyflippers Follow These are the beans of a killer, Bella. O 86,908 notes'

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