Take all the dopamine you can get!

“Come check out our furry selection of pets—all makes and models are available! We got compacts, we got cats built for comfort, full-size models, got dogs with low mileage, [and] we got sports models!”

Every golden boy needs a sidekick.

Why kiss some stranger when you can kiss your dog?

Can we interest you in some turkey with a side of tears?

The best kind of failure.

Your whole heart and headache.