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Stick a fork in it, and finish it off. Not to be mistaken with a cork, it's time to proclaim the superiority of the eating implement, and divider of choices. Left or right, right or wrong, sometimes things branch off, so take the time to appreciate the humor in it, before it's come and gone.

Local teacher pet sits cute neighborhood doggo for extra money, but gets ghosted by Karen owner who refuses to fork over the cash: 'Why won't she pay me?'

Blake Seidel

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