Who doesn't love getting presents? When you have a pet, you get lots of presents - some you didn't want (like coming home to an explosion of toilet paper on the floor ), and some that make you want to cry out of love (like when they bring you their favorite toy to play with them). Our pets have brought us lots of things over the years, and some of them we had to document because they were so ridiculous. We don't know where these derpy doggie divas found some of these “gifts” (we've never before…