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viral twitter thread about facts about alligators | thumbnail includes one tweet '(brain) worm buxx @kayteterry So today I found out that alligators are immortal. Together with crocodiles, they have no finite lifespan. They live and grow unless they are affected by a disease, accident, or another predator. This quality, scientifically known as negligible senescence, means that crocodiles and alligators don't die because of old age. That doesn't mean they are immortal.'

'They have no finite lifespan': Alligator Facts And Memes For All The Animal Investi-gators Who Always Want To Know More

There is so much to know about animals
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Canine Crocodoggle: The Water Woofer Bouy Wonder That Reached Ultimate Tranquility

Canine Crocodoggle: The Water Woofer That Reached Ultimate Tranquility (Hilarious Dog Video and Comments)

Have you ever seen a crocodoggle before? Didn't think so....
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13 pictures of crocodiles and text | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Water' and 'Font - The crocodile had lived by herself for 16 years before laying 14 eggs in her enclosure. Zookeepers were shocked to find that some of them were viable.'

Oh Mother Mary: Crocodile Gives 'Virgin Birth' For The First Time In Recorded History, Proving That Nobody Needs Men Anymore

What's up Christianity, it's ya girl crocodile
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List of funny reptile memes | thumbnail includes two reptile memes, including one of traffic billboard with text 'Sky - Sorry folks, lizard til we don't know when LIZZARD WARNING 4AM SATURDAY TO ON SUNDAY AME' and including one of Leonardo Dicaprio meme with snake on his shoulder with text 'Jaw - When people ask me if I'm a cat person or a dog person'

20+ Hiss-Terical Reptile Memes To Share With All Your Coworkers While You Clock Out For Work

Clock out of work and clock in to these memes
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Scaredy Croc

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The Age-Old Mystery is Finally Solved

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Via Dump a Day

Much More Than Crocodile Tears

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Dogs are For Americans

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In This Case, it's For the Best

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Via Nick Holmes

They Gave Me the Boot

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Via F**k Yeah Albuquerque

You Think She Looks Leathery Now?

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I'd Like to Invite Him for Dinner

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The New Crocodile Hunter

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Your Boss

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Crockie Died On the Way Back to His Home Planet

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That's the Whole Story, Officer

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