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Moo. The cow is a versatile creature. From milk to steak and even cash, they can do it all. But you should definitely buy the cow, no milk is free, and there's no such thing as free lunch. Let out a hoot at these bovine jokes and puns that will have you mooing.

What Kind of Cow Do You Think She Is?

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Maybe if Someone Made a Rhyme About It

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He Can't Even See Me! How Can He Disapprove?!

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I've Got a Fever

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I've Had a Couple Beers

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Should I Wear Them Up or Down?

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Cattle Mutilations Explained

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Taking a Hint from Janet Jackson and Nancy Grace

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Double Dairy Me?

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Urge to Stampede... Rising

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It's not just for Fanksgibbon anymor.

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If that cow laughing at me, imma kick it so hard in da head.

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You Don't Say

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When Nursery Rhymes Go Bad

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Why Hasn't This Saying Caught On?

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