It's cute animal o'clock!

All dogs are good, no matter the breed.

Get ‘em while they’re still hot!

It's the law to say “ooo big stretch” after a cute animal stretches—HEAVILY ENFORCED.

You've got that tranquilized-bear-falling-out-of-a-tree in you.

Take all the dopamine you can get!

“Come check out our furry selection of pets—all makes and models are available! We got compacts, we got cats built for comfort, full-size models, got dogs with low mileage, [and] we got sports models!”

Every golden boy needs a sidekick.

Why kiss some stranger when you can kiss your dog?

Can we interest you in some turkey with a side of tears?

The best kind of failure.

We're changing vets

Your whole heart and headache.

“I know you just want to feel free, but there are things outside that will hurt you. Okay, this is your safe zone. You're an indoor kitty and you just don't know how good you have it… She's sad.”