I'd sing a carole but my voice is horse

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ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN

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FORCE AWAKENS: SPOILER ALERT! ADMIRAL ACKBAR JR

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Der r all kinds of mommies but only one thing is the same. They loves their babies.

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BUILD A PEANUT BETTER MOUSETRAP, AND THE WORLD WILL BEAT A PATH TO YOUR DOOR.

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So the cat gets a pass, but I don't?

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SANTA COMEZ 2 TEH STABLE ALL NOGGED UP AN HE SEZ "LETS GO 4 RIDE IN DIS FOG" I SEZ "BUCK OFF SANTA!"

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Kong at me, bro!

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NOPE. STILL NO INTELLIGENT LIFE ANYWHERE.

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Sorry, you'll have to talk to Shipping. I just deliver 'em.

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"WAIT, COME BACK!" "I ONLY WANTED A HUG!"

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Yes, bow down. I AM YOUR RULER

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Has gene-splicing gone too far?

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But her manners are impeccable.

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"I'M HUNGRY HUNGRY, MA!"

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Tell Flo to keep your day job open

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