IF ONLY BABIES HAD BUILT-IN LEASHES

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The new math

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I lov bred much bred fur me

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note to self: make dental hygienist appointment

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Foul! Foul ah say!! Oy ref, red-card him alreddeh!

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I'm a little confused... You people have pollution, war, crime and poverty, and you're supposed to be SO much smarter than us?!

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Just celebrating da furst day ob Novemper.. warz da leftobur candy?

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Oh we aint got a barrow of monkeys, may be we're crazy and funky!

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dey eben makes mini Mr. Fuzzys for skolars who is bitteher den da itteh bittehs

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Crap, My Ex Is Wearing The Same Costume

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Earl of Sammich

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how about a eucalyptus tea?

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Me and da band boys!

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With my amazing wig, I can be so many different celebrities for Halloween. Last year I went as Tina Turner, this year I'm Phyllis Diller And next year I'm going to be Rod Stewart!

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Canary Got the Cat

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Velcro. Don't leave home without it.

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