I WALK INTO A KLONDIKE BAR BARTENDER SAYS "HAVE A SEAT." , "NO THANKS, POLAR ROIDS."

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Girls Night Out

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NO ONE EXPECTS A SNARK ATTACK

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he's a good driver

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I coulda been a contender...

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So...

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Chill out

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It really helps

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WHEN YOU KNOW YOU LOOK GOOD

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I knew it!

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Every Mom has thought this

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Don't let this day SLIP away!

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So inconsiderate of you!

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Take that, chicks!

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Forgot who I was talking to...

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How I eat knowing that I'm behind on sleep and school work.

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