That got dark quickly.

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Hello?

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Never anger a bird...

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I heard you

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I'm just gon' sittin' on the dock of the bay watchin' the tide roll away, ♩♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ ♭ I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay, wastin' time.

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WTF I MEAN ARRR,WTF

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Oh, shut up. My diet starts tomorrow.

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The Lovebirds

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But shortsighted if you're a fish

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"Come in and sit for a spell," she said. Little did I know she was a witch and she wasn't being folksy.

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Just in case you were wondering...

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They have the coolest things in Japan

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Tip of the day: Never buy a dog if you're drunk.

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How my "kissy lips" selfies usually turn out...

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Ah Ah Ah Ah Stayin' alive, stayin' alive...

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I feel better.

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