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Walk tall, and carry a big stick. Whether for walking or for "talking", it will get the job done. Just don't lean to heavily on these, you don't want to get into the stick of it. Enjoy these woody puns and jokes to keep you content all day.

Every Dog's Dilemma

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A Little Help?

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Via smugasaurus

And I Could Sit and Fetch Even Before I was Born

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True Friends are Always in Sync

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I Found Your Stick...It was in the Swamp, but I Found It

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Created by Unknown

A Pawzitibbly Apupro Name

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Try It For Yourself

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Dumb Hoomins

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Pitbull REALLY Wants the Stick

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He Thinks He Can Do It

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Absolute Bliss

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When Did Fetch Become a Team Sport?

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So the one on the right has to run in circles

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Wait, what were we talking about?

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Over Achiever

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happi stik

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