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Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.

Aren't The Cookies Ready YET?!

Via Giphy
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Someone Wants Some Cookies

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Thats What You Get For Playing With Your Food Instead Of Eating It

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I Know You Have One...I Can Smell it in Your Pocket

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Come to the Dark Side

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Git Along Little Doggie

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Never Did Figure Out How to Withdraw Them Though

why i have no idea what im doing cookies - 8428160000
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These are From Christmas? You Should Clear Your Cache Every Day

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No Retreat, No Surrender

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Your Dog Knows When to Keep a Secret

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Keep Dreaming, Pup!

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Or Waistlines...

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But I Don't Want to Share My Cookie!

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Except for That Second Part...Now do my Bidding, Minions!

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