Hullo. I possuming!

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EVERY DAY IS PIRATE'S DAY (You gonna argue with HIM?)

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Wasn't expecting that.

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O.M.C.C! I hassa Goggie!

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Racing into the surf seemed like a good idea until they remembered it's … S H A R K W E E K !

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I … look … mahvelous!

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How long until they leave for college?

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Shhhh … We can't be seen together. It would ruin my badass reputation

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Recalculating …

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Toothpick … go big or go home

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I've been staring a hole through your eyelids. Now you have to wake up.

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Which one? Which one? My tongue is confused

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Should we warn him about the beehive? I won't if you won't.

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INCOMING!!!!!

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It's so hard to choose: double fudge, chocolate, mocha, or French vanilla

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I'm glad I don't have a pink coat

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