Warp: 10 Woof: 0

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I told them I wouldn't run for president, so they found someone else

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Has anyone found a coat hanger?

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Thhhpphhhhhh

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Do you have any sheep I can herd?

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Barney still dreamed of playing Centre Court at Wimbledon

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I always wanted to be a guide dog but they had a position open for spirit guide dog, so...

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Beneath this gruff exterior is an even gruffer interior.

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Can you please adopt a kid so that I can be a dog again?

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Close your hatchback. It's making me yawn

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WRONG KIND OF SPIRIT ANIMAL?

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The voice! It is telling me things! Evil things! It sounds just like the cat!

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Want some paw prints in your heart?

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Untitled

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Beer before liquor, couldn't be sicker.

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Why did the snowman name his dog "Frost"? Because "Frost" bites!

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