Let me guess: You blew all your money at the racetrack?

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How did you know it's date night?

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Breath mints? Why would I need breath mints?

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Don't believe everything you hear.

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You win, morning.

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My dating profile says "quiet walks along the beach," so I better practice.

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Why did you paint the room in camouflage?

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I have a date tonight. Can I use some of your gray beard dye?

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We're not dogs; we're fashion accessories

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We're saving a drowning rope. Call Baywatch for backup!

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Wake me up when it's Friday

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Yep...I'm pooped!

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Let's Play A Game Of Search And Find!

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pant-pant IT WAS A HARD CHASE pant-pant. BUT I GOTCHA TREED! YOU WANT I SHOULD CALL A FIREMAN?

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I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME! WHOSE WITH ME?

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Since I Always Call My Dog "My Baby", It's No Wonder He Thinks He's Human.

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