You is new here? My name is Annabelle and I got a teddy and a blanky and another blanky and a books and a squeaky duck and a pink ribbon and So when do we eat?

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I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

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I'm not saying she's ugly, but if I had to list the top five ugliest people, she'd be 1-3.

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When I was a child, We had a quick-sand box in the backyard. I was an only child........ eventually.

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I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either.

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OK! SERIOUSLY... WHO PEED IN MY BOWL OF WHEETIES TODAY?

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Me after a long day of school and practices

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I really need this coffee there are so-o-o-o-o many hydrants to visit in the city

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who doesn't wov wo-olli?

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They'll just hand you another jar

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The road Will take you places If you stay on it

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Just when you get settled the sun disappears.

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Ai went to dis hows... Der wus a soffa. It wus so comfy, Ai felded asleep. Den Ai wok up wif DIS...

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How many dogs' does it take to bring a stick?

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Izzit Crismers alreddi? "No. Christmas is once a year. Night comes every evening. Go to sleep."

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I HAD 2 GIV IT 2 HIM HE HAS PICTUREZ OV WUT I DID 2 TEH FIRE HYDRANT

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